Analysis Paralysis

Too many politicians live on "fixed" incomes

Some are known by their deeds -
others by their mortgages

But do blondes prefer gentlemen?

My husband sleeps on the job -
He is a mattress tester!

Save your dollars -
they might be worth something... someday

Gymnasts fall head over heels for themselves

Cauliflower is Cabbage with a College Education

How come the best man never gets the bride

A MAN MAYBE AS YOUNG AS HE FEELS,
BUT SELDOM AS IMPORTANT

A loss is the 'won' that got away!

I can't get charged up about apathy

Winter tires for sale:
We skid, you not!